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foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

gayfarmer:

is “egg” a meme at this point. like literally there are so many posts on this website where the entire joke and punchline are “egg.” so im thinking egg is a proper meme. welcome, egg

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

clarknokent:

Movies on TVone be like

  • man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
  • woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
  • man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

weirdedout:

ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!

Omg

Anonymous asked: How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?

thegaywomenchannel:

For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.

No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?” 

If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.