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  • teacher: you have a new classmate
  • me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

whatisthat-velvet:

#rp #dontshoot

Okay, this is really important.

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

unknownbearing:

5secondsofteasing:

tomhiddleeston:

Too soon

It happened in 1912…

Wow film quality was great back then

eggtragedy:

why are straight people… like that

genevievevavance:

ikincikural:

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

SHE’S SO PRECIOUS

quizillla:

holy shit

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

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alltimeloe:

when you get all dressed up for something and your plans are cancelled at the last minute image

bryarly:

It makes me so mad that men “aren’t supposed” to wear eyeliner. 

Like, have you seen men in eyeliner?

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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nahshaw:

this is an actual picture of how my favorite characters are made

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