- teacher: you have a new classmate
- me: please for the love of god be a hot boy
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
It happened in 1912…
Wow film quality was great back then
why are straight people… like that
This is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
SHE’S SO PRECIOUS
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
when you get all dressed up for something and your plans are cancelled at the last minute
It makes me so mad that men “aren’t supposed” to wear eyeliner.
Like, have you seen men in eyeliner?
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on
this is an actual picture of how my favorite characters are made