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thefemcritique:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

the struggle 

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

bepeu:

*me to a cute girl* thanks for being cute , cute girl

womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

heliolisk:

the-8-mile:

heliolisk:

Me ft. Good hair

Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I

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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

poutful:

When people say “IM CRYING” are you  really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

avengersonna:

I’m still waiting for Chris Evans to make the first move on me

paleful:

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

every disaster movie ever
  • scientist: don't do that
  • military official: lol

sassy-snow-queen:

unpopular:

Don’t be a twat: parody posters tackle anti-social commuters (via)

do a sick

carnevore:

and they say romance is dead